Conversations I have over and over

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Medical professional of any sort, while taking a history of my son: Do you take part in any after school activities?

Son: Actually, I’m homeschooled.

MPOASWTAHOMS: Oh? And do you have a circle of friends to play with?

Me: Yes. Yes, he does.

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Supermarket check out clerk: Paper or plastic?

Me: Actually, I have my own bags, and because I have to take them home in a wagon, I’ll need to pack them myself.

SCOC: Oh. Okay.

Me: It’s the only way they’ll all fit.

SCOC starts sending eggs, pears, and bread down the conveyor belt.

Me: Um, would you please take out the stuff at the front of the cart first? I put the heavy stuff there.

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Repairman: Your landlord told you I’d have to turn your water off for most of the day, didn’t he?

Me: …

2 thoughts on “Conversations I have over and over

  1. “Repairman: Your landlord told you I’d have to turn your water off for most of the day, didn’t he?”

    Me: Yup. He did warn you that I’d need one of your testicles as a deposit, didn’t he?

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