Worst blog?

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A couple places online recently (re)posted an article about the 11 worst blogs on the internet.

I know. I’m not going to link to it, but I am going to quote from their choice for Worst Blog Written by a Fictional Character. Read this:

I took the bag of meth and threw it as far as I could. Fortunately, it landed on a mine and exploded. Unfortunately, the alligators were caught in the cloud of meth dust that resulted and they began freaking out. They tried to attack the rhinos, who were having none of it. I stood there for a time watching the fight. The rhinos seemed to have the upper hand for a while, but the alligators had meth on their sides. They drove the rhinos back, right into the drifting meth cloud. That really turned the tables. By this time, all of the animals were heavily under the sway of the drug. The battle raged back and forth, but none of the combatants sustained serious injuries. After a while, the two sides ceased their fighting and wandered into the tiger’s house to scrub the tile and vacuum. I paled in amazement at the power of this drug and the horrible potential that it had to rob creatures of their minds.

I don’t care what anyone says. That is awesome.

About comic books

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I have a couple interesting links about comic books. First is this article about comic pricing, printing costs and profits.

Next is a post about the cancellation of Blue Beetle, a comic I happen to like. The language at that link is NSFW.

One thing John Rogers said about the cancellation of Blue Beetle is that it had a three-year run, which would be pretty good for a TV show, or a movie with two sequels. The analogy doesn’t really work, though. It’s 36 issues of 22 page booklets, hardly any story at all in each.

I don’t know. I liked it and wanted more. Sue me.

I should mention that I’ve been reading an awful lot of comics lately, and it’s begun to wear me out. There are no little moments, no scenes where a character picks out clothes for an important trip, or wanders around a supermarket. Sure, there are scenes where someone sits alone and thinks, but it’s always on the cusp of a huge battle or after the world has been destroyed or something.

That’s not a bad thing. It’s a compressed form. But I think I’m going to need a sprawling fantasy novel next.

Done!

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I just sent book 2 (working title: Everyone Loves Sapphire Dog to my editor, one day before it was due.

Phew!

The Child of Fire post

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My first published novel Child of Fire, (cover art at the bottom of this post) is out right now. Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!

You can buy a copy from any of the online booksellers listed in the sidebar to the right, or in pretty much any brick-and-mortar store. (Call ahead to make sure they have it.)

If you’d like to read a sample chapter first, that’s available now, too. There’s also the starred review from Publisher’s Weekly. Finally, the book has made Publishers Weekly’s Best Books of 2009 list!

The sequel, Game of Cages, has been revised, copy edited and the galleys have been checked. Yay! The tentative release date for that one is August, 2010.

The best summary of Child of Fire I have is the one I used in the query letter that caught my agent’s attention. Here it is (edited slightly because I can’t resist):

Ray Lilly is just supposed to be the driver. Sure, he has a little magic, but it’s Annalise, his boss, who has the real power. Ray may not like driving her across the country so she can hunt and kill people who play with dangerous spells–especially summoning spells–but if he tries to quit he’ll move right to the top of her hit list.

Unfortunately, Annalise’s next kill goes wrong and she is critically injured. Ray must complete her assignment alone–he has to stop a man who’s sacrificing children to make his community thrive, and also find the inhuman supernatural power fueling his magic.

Child of Fire is a contemporary fantasy in the tone and style of a crime thriller.

Here are some of the blurbs the book has collected so far:

“Every page better than the last. Cinematic and vivid, with a provocative glimpse into a larger world. Where’s the next one?” — Terry Rossio, screenwriter (Aladdin, Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean)

“[Child of Fire] is excellent reading and has a lot of things I love in a book: a truly dark and sinister world, delicious tension and suspense, violence so gritty you’ll get something in your eye just reading it, and a gorgeously flawed protagonist. Take this one to the checkout counter. Seriously.” — Jim Butcher

“With an engaging protagonist, an unusual setting, fascinating magics, dark mysteries, and edge-of-your-seat action, [Child of Fire] is everything you could want in a supernatural thriller. An exciting and original start to a great new series that will leave readers hungry for more.” — Victoria Strauss (see also: Writer Beware)

“[Child of Fire] is a fine novel with some genuinely creepy moments. I enjoyed it immensely, and hope we’ll see more of Ray Lilly.” — Lawrence Watt-Evans

“Connolly’s story jets from 0 to 60 in five pages, and never lets you brake for safety. He’s a fantastic new voice.” — Sherwood Smith

“Redemption comes wrapped in a package of mystery and horror that hammers home the old saying ‘Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time’ … and even then you’d better check the yellow pages for one bad-ass exterminator first.” — Rob Thurman

“Classic dark noir, fresh ideas, and good old-fashioned storytelling.” — John Levitt

There may have been other blurbs, but I don’t have a copy of them.

And here’s the cover art:

Cover for Child of Fire

It’s by Chris McGrath(!)

The tags for each book are the working titles:  Child of Fire is tagged as Harvest of Fire, in case you want to read back through all the posts about it (although I can’t imagine why).

Be sure to give the sample chapter a try! Or you can order right now from any of these sellers:

| Amazon.com | Barnes & Noble | Book Depository (free int’l shipping!) | Books a Million | Indiebound | Kobo | Mysterious Galaxy | Powell’s Books |

Thanks!

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Is there someone out there who can explain the appeal of Wiretap? It seems like one of those shows that I Just Don’t Get, but that others recognize as The New Genius!.

So, is it Andy Kaufman or Carrot Top?

Who is this guy?

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The original version of this post was a jokey fake bio, but apparently people hate that? For some reason?

So, here’s my real bio, which is so unbelievably dull that you’ll all long for the stupid list of potentially lethal non-adventures that used to be here:

I was born and raised in Philadelphia, where my formative years were influenced by Dr. Shock, Wee Willie Weber, and my big sister’s sf/f collection (not necessarily in that order). I graduated from Temple University (which was a mistake) which led to pretty much no gainful employment at all.

In 1989, I moved to Seattle. Gainful employment was still thin, but the internet gave me what I needed to make my life-long dream of writing fiction for a living come true. For now, anyway.

I’ve spent the last 20+ years with my amazing wife and we are homeschooling our only child. I’m a huge fan of our wonderful local library system, which I support through book donations and the occasional late fee.

My books are (mostly) a mix of fantasy and crime novel. If that sounds interesting to you, why don’t you click on that link in the sidebar all about them?

My first three published novels were put out through Del Rey. My current publisher is me. My agent is Caitlin Blasdell at Liza Dawson & Associates.

If you need to contact me, check out that link in the sidebar.

Hey, out there!

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Let me introduce myself: My name is Harry Connolly, and I live in Seattle with my wife, son and no cats. I also have a three-book deal with Del Rey. The first novel is called Child of Fire and is due to come out in September, 2009.

As of the day I’m writing this, book two has a working title that doesn’t really work, and is nearly ready to turn in to my editor.

I don’t want to talk about book three yet.

I don’t have any specific plans for this blog–it’s not going to be all about funny wedding cakes or unfair media coverage of chickens–but I know it’s not going to be 24/7 promotion of my novels.

So, until I figure out how I’m going to use this space, have a link: PostSecrets has this week’s set of postcards up.