Charles Stross digs up one-star reviews of classic fiction on Amazon.com.

My favorite:

Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare:

Son of Sammy wrote: “i just read this book. everybody like always talks about how great it is and everything. but i don’t think so. like, it’s been done before, right?? soooo cliched. omg.”

Honestly, I can’t stop laughing over this.