Randomness for 1/11

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1) Rick Santorum quotes as New Yorker cartoons.

2) The 50 most brilliant, obnoxious, or delightfully sociopathic Facebook posts of 2011.

3) The TSA’s biggest success stories of 2011, and what it means.

4) Photo tour of a remote home in the Adirondacks that was built over (and includes) an old missile silo.

5) War Horse: An Illustrated Review

6) Charles Stross makes some predictions for the future. This worked out so well for Heinlein…

7) 10 Stubborn Body Myths That Just Won’t Die, Debunked by Science

A book-lending experiment

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Update: someone has volunteered to borrow the book. Thanks, everyone.

I wonder if there are any Kindle owners who have Prime Memberships at Amazon.com out there willing to do me a favor?

Amazon.com has started up a lending library system through its Kindle device. It’s only open to people with Prime Memberships (which previously only provided expedited shipping) but they will allow you to borrow books one at a time.

For me, I’ve decided to enroll one of my short stories in the program for the usual reason: money. Amazon says they’ve created a half-million dollar kitty to be shared among all the authors whose work is borrowed each month, which each “borrow” equalling a single “share” of the overall money.

It’s a clever idea. They’re crowd-sourcing their lending program to people like me (and here I am blogging about it) for a set amount of money. What’s more, if the system is seriously underutilized they could probably fudge the data however they like. Who would know?

Anyway, I wonder if someone eligible for the program would be willing to borrow my short story The Bone Orchid? It’s an original story set in the city of Pald, a setting I’ve written about before.

I’m curious to see how big the shares are and what sort of buy-in they have. Amazon isn’t famous for sharing numbers, but I’d like to see how this comes out. And of course I’ll blog about it.

Thanks.

Reviews, Part 33

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1) Bethany Warner at Word Nerd liked Circle of Enemies: “This Connolly [is the] one Best Discovered Author for me from the Word Nerds this year, the series is that good. Check it out.

2) Marilee J. Layman read all three books in The Wooden Man omnibus and liked them: “I’d really like another book or so of these.

3) Yaz at Yaz’s Books N Stuff thought Child of Fire was “refreshingly unique”: “An enjoyable read, I look forward to more of Ray’s adventures.

4) Garrett at Ranting Dragon liked Circle of Enemies: “… a novel of deep insight and character development.

5) Former SFBC editor Andrew Wheeler at The Antick Musings of G.B.H. Hornswoggler, Gent. liked Circle of Enemies very much, and wishes the series could continue: “The Twenty Palaces books come from the world of Jim Thompson and David Goodis, where all choices are bad and all ends are horrible — where just surviving one more day and keeping yourself from getting into more trouble is a major achievement. The magic in these books has the danger and threat of old fairy tales and worse: touching it once marks a person for life.

6) k reads at So I Read This Book gives Child of Fire an A: “You can probably tell that I really liked this book. The voices of the characters are clear and believable and the plot moves swiftly, with not a moment wasted.

7) Fritz “Doc” Freakenstein at Guardians of the Genre expected to hate Child of Fire but very much didn’t: “Not much time is spent on either explaining the magical rules or the origins of the Twenty Palace Society that Ray and Annalise work for. This causes a bit more work for the reader than I’m used to, but it works for Child of Fire in that it forces you to focus on the plot at hand and work out the magical rules for yourself.

Quick note, this is the last review round up post. I may link to one or two reviews in the future, depending, but not every one I see.

Look what showed up at my door this weekend:

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Stephen Blackmoore’s new novel is out from Penguin (in trade, no less) and over at the B&N review blog, Paul Goat Allen gives it a terrific review, saying: “… the story is relentlessly paced and literally filled with nonstop action from the first page to the last” and “If City of the Lost is any indication, Stephen Blackmoore could be the illegitimate lovechild of James Ellroy and George Romero – zombie noir at its bloody best!”

And I’m all: Damn. It’s a zombie novel? I knew the guy came back from the dead, but I didn’t know it was zombies. Still, it just got a great review from a guy who wouldn’t look at a twenty dollar bill if it had my name on it.

I plan to crack the spine after I read a few of the things I Absolutely Must Read First, but if you like fast-paced UF shoot ’em ups (and zombies) check this one out. (Amazon B&N)

I just don’t feel like leaving my apartment today.

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Nothing else to add to that. My wife and son come home from their east coast trip this evening (they’re in JFK as I write this) and the place is all cleaned up.

But I’m sick of going to the same Starbucks all the time. I’m going to break out my standing desk and try to do my work at home. Usually that doesn’t work, but the hummingbirds are out and I’m bored with the usual walk.

Also, back in my post about the end of the Twenty Palaces series, I said that A Blessing of Monsters would be complete in one volume. Turns out that’s not going to happen. It’s just spinning further and further out.

Logging off to work.

Randomness for 1/5

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1) Best space photos of 2011.

2) The 2011 Wonky Awards.

3) New Zealand orcas attack great white sharks in the shallows, driving one onto the beach. Video.

4) Best of Literally Unbelievable for 2011. Part 1. Part 2.

5) A Doctor Who Timeline

6) Need a dedicated writing space? Live in Chicago. Check it out.

7) Building a Minecraft village IRL.

The “I’m Sorry Your Book Was Rejected” Thing

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I meant to comment on this when it happened but I’ve been pushing like crazy on the book and it’s been the holidays and excuses excuses excuses. So I’m just going to do it now.

Last week John Scalzi hosted a debate on his blog about whether publishers think of customers as readers. Now, as I said in comments, I come down on Scalzi’s side in this as I’ve already said on my blog. I’m also highly amused by how quickly the comment thread there turned into All The Usual Comments About Ebooks, which means it was incredibly boring.

However I did want to comment on Teresa Nielsen Hayden’s comment, which Scalzi himself posted, specifically this:

I observed, not for the first time, that IMO the default answer to someone who’s ranting about the Big Six, the evilness in general of NYC publishers (who only promote bestsellers and anyway are only interested in books by celebrities), the coming selfpublipocalypse, et cetera et cetera yammer yammer yammer, is “I’m sorry your book was rejected.”

There’s a fair bit of outrage over this in comments, and I wanted to discuss it briefly because I think it’s interesting.

A few years ago, Ms. Nielsen Hayden’s comment was pretty much universally true. If, starting in about 1998, I received a dime for every time I had to read an online whine like the one described above, but I had to pay a dollar for every time that rant came from someone who was not a writer suffering the sting of rejection, I’d be typing this from the deck of my yacht right now.
It was incredibly common.

But an interesting thing happened in the years since self-publishing through ebooks took off: self-publishers who had been echoing these arguments for years began to get a larger audience, and they ate it up. People who had never tried to publish a story started talking about “gatekeepers” and “dinosaurs,” spreading some of the most pernicious myths about publishing you can find on the internet.

The non-writers spreading these memes come from all sorts of groups: Some are Kindlegarteners, who expect to pay next to nothing for a book. Some consider themselves iconoclasts, and hate anything that smacks of elitism (and for many of them, if you live or work in New York City, you’re an elitist). Some have transferred ideas about piracy, artists, and corporations directly from the music industry without alteration, acting as though publishers have their own RIAA (or will have one soon). And some just like to consider themselves ahead of the cultural curve, latching on to whatever meme sounds like it might come true.

So I’ll say that “I’m sorry your book was rejected” is an outdated response but an understandable one. I mean, “Publishers don’t consider readers their true customers” is a dumb idea, the sort of thing people tell each other because it seems like it ought to be true, but the people saying it aren’t all writers any more.

THE WOODEN MAN in the Worldbuilders Charity Drive

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I haven’t been posting much because I’m really pushing on this new book. I’m fighting my way through the middle. Also, I’m making #LesserDarths jokes on Twitter. But never mind that! I have some cool news.

A couple of weeks back I signed two copies of The Wooden Man, the SFBC omnibus edition of my three Twenty Palaces books and sent them to Pat Rothfuss’s Worldbuilders Charity Fund Drive. The first is now listed right here.

Now, I’ve made some Pat Rothfuss jokes here in the past, but the truth is a) I don’t know the guy at all and b) he seems really really cool. I could never get my shit together enough to run something like this.

So! These are the only two copies of The Wooden Man I intend to sign, ever. One you can win by entering the lottery (Donate a small amount and you get a chance to win one of the many books being offered, at random).

The second copy will be available for auction in the next couple of weeks. I’ll post about it when it goes live.

Guys, it’s a good cause. Help them out if you can.