Friday on Twitter, I joked that once Child of Fire received 300 ratings on Goodreads, I would eat 3.64 out of 5 cookies in celebration. Well what do you know. It happened! Last night I bought some Pepperidge Farm Nantuckets (no limericks, please) because I knew I wouldn’t have time for the preferred option, which was baking fresh.
And I took pictures:
Each cookie was about one ounce, and here I have measured out my portion. If my damn book was one one-hundredth more popular, I could have rounded up to the next tenth of a cookie!
Did I like it? See for yourself. I’m so happy I’m glowing!
Coming up soon on the blog: How badly I suck and how ashamed I am that I can’t get my shit together.
“Coming up soon on the blog…”
Whoa. That’s what I spent my morning trying not to blog about.
A smarter person would put the light, funny stuff on the high-traffic days and save the self-recrimination for holiday weekends, but not me.
I am impressed at your cutting precision! Hope you enjoyed your delicious victory!
Only partly. I’m making it last.