And since Shopp, the WordPress plugin I use to sell my stories has stopped working, I’m just going to link to them here. Everything is DRM-free. Use these files as you will.
If you want to read the book as a .pdf:
If you want it as an .epub:
If you want it as a Kindle-ready .mobi file:
If you want all three as a single .zip file:
Happy Halloween, you guys.
Edited: Sorry, but the giveaway is all done now. You can buy the book from the usual online shops but not from my website. Not until I find a replacement for the plugin I’ve been using.