“Darf” v. to claim to be engaged in and winning a non-existent fight or contest against a more powerful opponent. Usage: “That’s when I discovered my son had been darfing me in a potato chip-eating race.”
Yes, I’m aware that there are a couple of “definitions” (picture air quotes here) at urb*nd*ct**n*ry.c*m, but the misogyny and trollish excess on that site makes me sick. Therefore, I pretend it doesn’t exist.
As a side note: anyone reading this who works for Random House… warning! Click that first link above!
As an other-side note: I’m still mildly sick, but I’m at work today. What the hell; I might as well be miserable here as at home.