2) Develop A Strong He-Man Voice. Not just for dudes, obvs.
4) Why Authors Are Crazy (for gif lovers)
5) How readers discover a first novel: A case study. Also a commercial for Goodreads.
6) Tired of women coming into your recreational spaces doing things they like? Now you can buy an app of a cute girl watching you adoringly.
7) Raymond Carver’s OKCupid Profile. via @warrenellis