1) Can this be true? It sounds like an urban legend. Peruvian gang spends 30 years murdering people and extracting their fat for use in European cosmetics. Where was *your* makeup made? via lilaschow
2) Now, a palate cleanser: Freelancer funny. Via autopope.
3) Evil kisses? I think I’ve found my first “Nick Biter” title.
5) This link is a serious one: Patrick Stewart describes his personal history growing up with domestic violence. Heart-wrenching stuff. via James Nicoll