1) For once, it’s a good idea to read the comments: “Dear Prudence” gives some unfortunate advice about a sexual fetish, and readers take her to task.
3) Venus de Slusho. That snow woman give me impure thoughts.
4) Bayonet 2.0
6) Social networking site allows you to register a credit card number and automatically post every purchase (with the price!) online. In other news, satire passed away quietly at home surrounded by loved ones. Next month: a 3G toilet that automatically tweets every time you flush.
7) xkcd makes me laugh out loud. Don’t forget to mouseover the comic to read the second punchline.