1) “What do you mean kids’ books? It says right here, they were made in 1956. How could they be kids’ books?”

2) The eleven topics all crime fiction blogs post about.

3) Ten things crime fiction writers can learn from Paris Hilton

4) Michael Shanks as Hawkman? No. Just… no. Isn’t there a superhero who plays tennis and does hot yoga he can play? Because that seems more his speed.

5) Your book isn’t self-published, but do readers know that?

6) Mark Henry has an offer for readers who want to try his funny, sexy books, and who would like an ARC of the new one.