Randomness

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I’m going to compile a bunch of random things into this post and publish them all at once.

1) via geniusofevil: Heat Wave: Richard Castle is a real writer!

2) I’ve been going back and forth on some common euphamisms. Yesterday, in a comment, I used the term “godsend.” Is that a word an atheist should use? I think not, obviously, since it bothers me. In the few stolen moments I had to type out the comment, I couldn’t come up with an alternative that said the same thing.

Except there’s “ghu” or “ghod” but I think of that as an SF fandom thing, and I’m not part of that community, either. Sometimes I write “Thank Pikachu” or whatever as a joke, even though at this point I’m the only member of my household who thinks Pikachu is cool.

I don’t really have a point. This is just something I’m thinking about.

3) Nicholas Kristof on the myth that government can’t do health care. And yeah, I spent way too much time yesterday arguing health care on John Scalzi’s blog.

3a) Arguing about health care on the web makes me hate the universe!

4) PW’s newly focused blog, Genreville (verdict: interesting so far) offers Lev Grossman the opportunity to knock over some straw men. He accepts.

5) Inglourious Wizerds

6) Man builds house out of Legos.

7) Work on Man Bites World continues slowly, but this is a really difficult section. Very different from what I’ve been doing before, and I’m going to have to revise it significantly once I straighten out in my mind how the protagonist would react to extremely strange events.

“There’s an app for that.”

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A disturbing (fake) leaked iPhone commercial.

Did I mention that it’s funny? Because it is.

This almost makes me want to join Twitter

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“Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”

“The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”

“Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I’ll answer.”

from Sh!1 my Dad says.

“Maybe you were abused in childhood…”

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Mr. Smooth Talker leaves a pair of voice mails for a woman he’s interested in and comes off sounding like a complete ass.

You can listen to both voice mails at the link above. Together they’re only four and a half minutes long.

via Keith Calder

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Be sure to watch to the end. This is classic. As Keith said, I’m glad this guy is out there.

The perfect gift for my wife!

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I think I’m going to pick the butt lion for her. The way the fabric is all dark at the center seam is so appealing. Or maybe I should go for the ass owl.

Aw, heck! I’ll get one of each! (seen via Cherie Priest’s FB)

eta: My wife has declared them “brilliant.” I still love her, though.

Star Wars

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John Scalzi’s article about poor design in the Star Wars universe leads to this amazingly funny article on the same subject.

“The Doomsday Warrior Gets It On”

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David Hines presents some really bad writing.

Who doesn’t love charts?

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The chart of fantasy cover art.

eta: Also, craziness!

The new Segway

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This is the new product that will change the way the world exercises!

As far as I can tell, that’s not a joke. It’s a real product.