Why are they looking at me funny? Oh. Right.


For the past several weeks, people have been looking at me funny. Sometimes they grin at me like crazy. Sometimes they curl their lip. One little girl did an actual double-take just like you see in the movies.

Each and every time this happens, I think: What the hell is wrong with… Oh yeah. I forgot that I look like this:

No, I have no idea where you can buy one for yourself, otherwise I'd have replaced this cap years ago.

Hope you guys are having a sane and happy holiday season.

Update: This hat got me carded today!