I get my internet through Qwest MSN, which is reasonably affordable and doesn’t make me want to stab people to death.
The big problem with MSN is that their webmail is a complete fucking disaster. For ex: A friend posted to a mailing list I’m on about adapting scripts to prose, and my webmail response turned five or six paragraphs into ONE 225-WORD BLOCK OF TEXT!
Microsoft! HOW CAN YOU BE GETTING THIS SO WRONG! When I hit the enter key, it’s because I want to put in a line break! If I do it twice, it’s because I want there to be a blank line between two small blocks of text!
THIS IS THE CUSTOM OF MY PEOPLE! We call them “paragraphs.”
Seriously, how fucking useless can you be? How can this be a big challenge to you? Just leave my fucking line breaks in place so I can email people without looking like a dumbshit. Do I really need to change my email address/ISP/email client because of your incompetence?
No! No, I do not. I’m not going to change anything. YOU ARE GOING TO FIX THIS PROBLEM!