You guys, I hate http://getoutoftherecat.tumblr.com/ SO MUCH it makes my skin crawl. The twee, it burns!
That’s why we need a GetOutOfThereBatman site.
Here are my first entries (and yeah, the horrible burned-out flash photography is an essential part of the style)
get out of there batman. you are not breakfast. you are not even made of eggs. no one wants to eat you except maybe killer croc and he does not live here. why do you want to cook yourself?
get out of there batman. you are not a book. i can not even read your expression because you wear a mask. books are for learning things but you are full of secrets such as your identity and the location of your bat cave. books are also for fun while you spend most of your time scowling and punching people. do you want to reveal your secrets or be fun? i don’t think so you are batman
get out of that bed batman. you should not be sleeping you are the dark avenger of the night. you should be outside frightening criminals and kicking them in the face. who will throw batarangs at the joker while you are taking a nap?
get out of there batman. you are not toast. no matter what the bad guys do to you you will never be toast because you are a corporate property worth billions of dollars. you are so popular that in the end you will always be okay you are batman.