Isn’t it enough for me to say “Viking vs. Samurai”? Isn’t that enough?
Maybe not, because this show is the epitome of dorktosterone. The hosts bring in guys who talk in deadly earnestness about the superiority of their patron warriors’ weapons and technique, which they demonstrate on some conveniently immobile targets.
Then the hosts “whoa!” over the chopped and punctured mannequins, and everyone talks about splattered brains.
And they pick the winner by running hundreds of computer simulations! Say no more! I’m convinced!
To make thinks even more delicious, an upcoming episode is billed at “IRA vs. Taliban.” Stay classy, Spike TV!