1) From last July: Torchwood writer James Moran walks away from blogging because of abusive fans.
2) 21 News Caption Fails. via Adam-Troy Castro
4) The worst and weirdest vampire merchandise. So, so very wrong. via Chris Sims at ComicsAlliance
5) Happy Birthday, Planet Earth! Really? Only 6012? Because–not to be insensitive here–but you look at least four billion years old. via antickmusings