Randomness for 11/19


1) Ten Ridiculous Reasons To Call 911

2) Teens getting drunk on vodka-soaked tampons shoved up their nethers, aka “butt chugging”. I call bullshit on this.

3) A tasteless Christmas gift for the tasteless boozehounds in your life.

4) 16 Unsettling Photos of Twilight Fans. Number four is disturbing as hell.

5) Thirteen Images from National Geographic’s Photo Contest.

6) via Ta Nahisi Coates: Mayor Bloomberg’s long history of cracking down on the exercise of First Amendment rights.

7) The 25 Best Entries for Damn You, Autocorrect in 2011. via mizkit

Question: How are you planning to celebrate World Toilet Day today?