1) Hire an evil clown to stalk your child! Does this scream “Media hoax!” to anyone else?
2) This only needs one word: iPie.
6) The internet was made for this: Betty White in a Metal Bikini Wielding a Flaming Chainsaw While Riding a John Ritter Centaur
7) The trustworthiness of beards. via pnh’s Sidelights.