1) How to clean your ear buds. I had no reason to google this. Nope. No reason at all.
2) Ladies and gentlemen, a cat playing a theremin: video.
4) THE MATRIX as retold by Mom. Video.
Attention filmmakers: The future is already here. I have been tricked by an April Fools article in September! It even says “April Fools” right there in the tags! Let’s pretend that’s a rare thing, and thank you Rose Fox for catching that.