Randomness for 3/19

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1) LOLKIMs

2) WWII, as interpreted by Facebook

3) South Dakota legislators pass bill requiring schools to teach that global warming is partly caused by “astrological” forces.

4) The Twilight Drinking Game.

5) Contact lenses of the future! via SeattleGeekly

6) Obviously fake, but still funny.

7) A picture of Hugo Gernsback sporting the look that kicked off a thousand “parents’ basement” jokes.

Understandable impulses

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Everyone is all aflutter about the state of U.S. public edgimacation. As I’ve mentioned before, we homeschool but I don’t want to talk about that too much. Instead I want to talk about this NY Times editorial.

Now, I’ve always understood that people are alarmed about public education nationally, but most people think their school is an exception. (Do note that qualifier–I didn’t add it to up the word count of this post.) They (still refering to “most people”) believe their teachers are dedicated and want the best for their kids, even if the school struggles with funding and the like.

What to do what to do? Well, one thing the editorial writer above suggests would be to turn over control of the schools to the federal government.

Now, she admits that’s never going to happen. Not right away, at least. There’s a stronger impulse in this country to do away with the Dept. of Education than there is to give it more power. She knows this, and wraps up her editorial with some common sense advice on things the folks in Washington could do to ease some of the problems schools are facing.

One idea I liked was the voluntary curriculum guides put together by people with conflicting political interests. Schools could adapt them if they liked, and parents seeing their kids’ educations controlled by ideologically-elected non-experts (like the embarrassing Texas School Board folks) would have an opportunity to pressure for local reform. Or move, hopefully.

I also liked the idea that of improving teacher training. (But did she really have to use France as an example? She might as well have written “Conservatives, dismiss everything I say.”) However, I’m not sure we’re at a place yet where we know what training will work for teachers, and what skills should be taught.

I am, as I’ve said before, dubious about the idea that some people are good at what they do because of an inborn “talent.” Like writers, some teachers are a success because they use successful strategies, and I’m firmly of the opinion that these strategies can be taught. Maybe not to everyone, and certainly not to the degree that every teach becomes a superhuman expert, but yes to skills.

And I share her disdain for publicly-funded charter schools. The latest reports I’ve seen show that charter schools are no better, on average, that public schools. They only serve to skim off the children of wealthier families.

However, I wish there was a way to better control the way schools are funded. When a recession hits, adminstrations end up shutting buildings and loading classrooms. Payments from a federal tax structure–controlled for local conditions like cost of living and weather issues–would smooth out those dips and valleys.

But hey, my kid hates to be in crowds and doesn’t learn well in classes, so it’s all academic to me. Still, I love this country and would like to see it succeed. Federal control of the educational system might not be the best way to do it, but a federal funding system that let’s each district experiment with what works and what doesn’t–with a program to publicise those successes so other districts could learn from them–would be a good start.

Child of Fire Reviews, Part 12

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More reviews behind the cut: Continue reading

Randomness for 3/17

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1) My son’s latest Lego stop-motion movie. Actually, it’s part one of a longer story, and yeah, I provide voiceover work. (But just a little).

2) Margaret Atwood sings!

3) Did you know that Amazon.com sells cans of uranium ore? Here’s one of the customer reviews: “I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”

4) Teal and Orange – Hollywood, Please Stop the Madness!

5) Rob Liefeld’s Dreams Are One Step Closer To Reality “You know, I really like shooting this machine gun, but I really wish I could be shooting another gun at the same time,”

6) “Die Hard in a tattoo” Someone’s a little crazy for that movie.

7) Dan Savage talks to the young woman at the center of the “Lesbians made us cancel the prom!” scandal. Also, you can find ways to help at the end of the article.

I know I shouldn’t do this, but I can’t help myself

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I know I should not compare my book with other writers’ books–their distribution, their sales rankings, their bookshelf presence–but I do it anyway. It’s stupid and destructive, yeah, but there’s a part of me that feeds on that feeling of failure.

A couple of days ago, Sherwood Smith talked a bit about authors who blame readers for their own lack of success. I didn’t comment because I’m so far behind on my online reading, but for me, I always blame myself. That self-disgust and self-recrimination makes me focus on improving my work.

Which may be why I think Man Bites World is the best writing I’ve ever done. It was the hardest and the most complex, but I’m really proud of it. At the same time, I’m scrutinizing it for flaws, and gritting my teeth over every choice that would have been better if it had been written by someone else.

I don’t know. This is my weird process: I love the things that work as though they’re separate from me, and I despise the things that fall short as personal failures.

Pushing the Envelope in Urban Fantasy

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The book I’m reading right now (without much enthusiasm, I must say–it was published in 2008 and includes a glossary of Yiddish words at the front. Am I such a dumbass that I do no know what tuckus means? Or chutzpah? This book thinks I am) is very safe and uninteresting. The book next in queu just the opposite.

I’ve mentioned that I’m a slow reader–I often don’t get to a new book in time to help promote a new release with a positive review; yes, I’m useless that way. The next book on my tbr list is the first Amanda Feral novel, Happy Hour of the Damned, which author Mark Henry once described as “Undead bitches eat people.”

So… anti-hero! Also humor that pushes people’s buttons, risks offense, dares to be outrageous–Actually, let’s just say, as the subject header reads, “pushes the envelope.”

So I read with interest this writeup of the new book on the B&N forums. Is the book tasteless? Offensive?

The author himself talks about the difficult things he’s done, including working with the mentally ill and “medically fragile” populations, and how so much cynical and dark humor comes from a place of grief and self-protection.

It’s very interesting, especially in a genre like UF, which is becoming more formulaic all the time. What new things can writers try? How can they break through reader expectations to create something new?

I’m damn tempted to toss my current novel aside and jump to the next in line.

Best Day Job for Writers

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Wanted: Couch Potato.

Cage matches

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Suvudu has been running “cage matches,” a sort of March Madness for sfnal heroes and villains (check the left sidebar). They’re all in fun, pitting Vlad Taltos against Dumbledore, or Harry Dresden against Conan, and many others in fights to the death. Several authors with characters in the fight have contributed here and there, explaining why their character would win (although I think it’s hilarious that Jim Butcher is all “Conan would kick Harry’s ass!”)

But you know what? I don’t like it.

Maybe it’s ridiculous (okay, no maybes about it) but depictions of Hermione Granger being stabbed to death are distressing. In fact, I find most literary depictions of violence distressing; they only “work” for me because of the context. The context for the cage matches–“Let’s you and him fight to the death for no reason”–makes me want to stamp my foot and shout “No fair!”

Yeah, it’s ridiculous, but this is my gut-level reaction.

It doesn’t help that the “tournament of fighting” bit is one of the most snooze-inducing structures around, and is one of the reasons I gave up on anime.

Weirdly, I don’t have this same reaction to visual portrayals of violence. I’ll laugh like a hyena at The Three Stooges, and I’m as happy to see Batman punch a gangster in the face as any self-respecting comics fan. But in text? Nah.

(BTW, Ray Lilly would probably be seeded just above Lyra Belacqua, but only barely :).)

Randomness for 3/12

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This is my 666th post on my WordPress blog. Continue reading… if you dare!

1) Would you recognize Der Fuehrer?

2) Money as motivation: “It’s certainly true that motivated workers need to feel that they are being paid fairly and adequately. Pink’s thesis, however, is that beyond that threshold, performance bonuses may actually be counterproductive, particularly when the work requires initiative, judgment and creativity.” The article directly addresses Wall St bonuses, but it covers a lot of other interesting ground, too. I have the referenced book on hold for my wife, but maybe I should read it, too.

3) How to make an origami swan.

4) Nathan Bransford’s Choose Your Own E-Book Adventure.

5) A pseudonymous TV writer/producer on Florida’s new morality restrictions on filmmaking in the state. This link will expire within the next two weeks. Update: Link dead.

6) Korean man marries pillow. In all my life, I never thought I would be in a position to type a sentence like that, but this is the internet age, and we must share all manner of human oddity.

7) New book reveals evidence that infamous French hallucination epidemic was actually CIA LSD experiment. In school I did a report on MKUltra, but I never heard of this incident before (not surprising, since so many of the MKUltra files were destroyed.

Dept of Education buys shotguns

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The Dept of Education is buying 27 Remington Brand Model 870 police 12-gauge shotguns. Why?

The Office of Inspector General is the law enforcement arm of the U.S. Department of Education and is responsible for the detection of waste, fraud, abuse, and other criminal activity involving Federal education funds, programs, and operations. As such, OIG operates with full statutory law enforcement authority, which includes conducting search warrants, making arrests, and carrying firearms.

So, the Dept of Education has a law enforcement division, and they carry weapons, and they investigate fraud cases. And there are only 27 of them? Maybe?

There’s a mystery novel in there somewhere.

My next blog post will be my 666th.