Randomness for 3/23

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1) Zombie attack flow chart.

2) “… Bloggers aren’t real writers…”

3) The Strange Sad Death of Alan MacDonald.

4) How to take surreptitious photos on the planet Belvedere.

5) The lonely life of a super-hero.

6) Casting call for Pirates of the Caribbean 4: No fake boobs.

7) A review of the police procedure on Castle.

The world is full of story-fodder

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I was going to drop this into the latest random link compilation, but it’s too cool to be buried there. Check out this news report on a story from more than fifty years ago in Scotland.

Yes, hundreds of children hunting vampires in a graveyard after dark–a vampire “with iron teeth” no less.

The story ideas that little news piece prompts are undeniable. The two simplest ideas would be to tell it from the POV of one of the children, if only for the chance to write about kids high on adrenaline because they’re doing something forbidden and dangerous. Some other writer might be able to write it from the POV of the vampire as it’s being hunted, frightened by the attention being drawn to it and indignant at being threatened by children.

It’s the POV of the parents that I find most interesting, naturally. A village where every kid has to be home by dark, and no one will talk about the local undead nasty, but what happens when the little ones find out on their own, and decide to be heroes?

I wonder if I can steal this for my next project.

They did it

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The Senate health care reform package just passed the house with 219 votes, three over the 216 they needed.

Finally! It’s not the reform I would have chosen, and it’s not perfect. Hell, it’ll never be perfect. What it can do, though, is save thousands of American lives every year, and prevent hundreds of thousands of medical bankruptcies.

Tomorrow, I will be happy and at peace. Tuesday, I’ll contact my representative and senators about cap and trade. Or Medicare part E (for “everyone”). Or immigration reform. Or for expanding the insurance exchanges to be national in size.

It’s good. It’s fine. For once, I’m pleased.

Taxes done and turned in

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I e-filed for the first time this year. I’ve been on computers for over 15 years, but I’m still nervous about sending such and important document over the internet. I’m still paying by check, though; there’s no way I’m turning over part of my taxes to a frigging credit card company.

Last year I used Turbo Tax for the first time, and I accepted its advice that I would not need to pay estimated taxes this year.

On this last return, we had to pay a $105 penalty. Looks like we’ll be getting a pro this year.

Tonight

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According to Washington Post, the House will vote on health care reform tonight at 6pm PST. Please please please get this right, Democrats. It’s not a perfect bill, but the status quo is killing us.

A totally unexpected development

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I am shocked shocked to learn that tea party protesters shouted “nigger” at black congressmen, and shouted “faggot” and yelled in lisping voices at Barney Frank. Representative Emanuel Cleaver was spat on by a protester, but told the police he would not press charges, so the police released the spitter.

Who could have foreseen such a thing? I’m sure leading GOP figures will step forward to denounce the spitting and name-calling against their colleagues across the aisle.

Update: And they have. Which is good for them, but it’s a shame they waited until things got so far.

Second update: Forgotten in the apologies is Barney Frank. Apparently, it’s okay for Tea Partiers to scream “Faggot” at a congressment. In fact, they’re doing it again today. The GOP doesn’t have a word to say about that.

In the meantime, conservative bloggers are calling for apologies… from the congressmen who were spit on and called “nigger.”

Five things make a post

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1) Apparently, Twitter prestige is based on the ratio of followers to following. I’m not prestigious. #statingtheobvious

2) That’s the first hash tag I’ve used. I can never seem to remember to include them in a post tweet. I also realized that my Twitter bio was too wordy. This site might actually be good for me.

3) I wish it was more obvious when people retweeted things I write. Or maybe it is and I just don’t know where to look.

4) And because I don’t want to talk about Twitter all the time: additional good news about the health care reform bill is that it carries an amendment that will cut billions of dollars in waste from government student loan programs. ::crossing fingers::

5) Back to Twitter (@byharryconnolly, btw). Maybe it won’t be all that good for me after all. It very much encourages the “Any new messages?” impulse that caused email to take over my life. It’s nice that the browser tab shows the count of new tweets without clicking on it, but I may have to exercise *gasp* self control.

Randomness for 3/19

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1) LOLKIMs

2) WWII, as interpreted by Facebook

3) South Dakota legislators pass bill requiring schools to teach that global warming is partly caused by “astrological” forces.

4) The Twilight Drinking Game.

5) Contact lenses of the future! via SeattleGeekly

6) Obviously fake, but still funny.

7) A picture of Hugo Gernsback sporting the look that kicked off a thousand “parents’ basement” jokes.

Understandable impulses

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Everyone is all aflutter about the state of U.S. public edgimacation. As I’ve mentioned before, we homeschool but I don’t want to talk about that too much. Instead I want to talk about this NY Times editorial.

Now, I’ve always understood that people are alarmed about public education nationally, but most people think their school is an exception. (Do note that qualifier–I didn’t add it to up the word count of this post.) They (still refering to “most people”) believe their teachers are dedicated and want the best for their kids, even if the school struggles with funding and the like.

What to do what to do? Well, one thing the editorial writer above suggests would be to turn over control of the schools to the federal government.

Now, she admits that’s never going to happen. Not right away, at least. There’s a stronger impulse in this country to do away with the Dept. of Education than there is to give it more power. She knows this, and wraps up her editorial with some common sense advice on things the folks in Washington could do to ease some of the problems schools are facing.

One idea I liked was the voluntary curriculum guides put together by people with conflicting political interests. Schools could adapt them if they liked, and parents seeing their kids’ educations controlled by ideologically-elected non-experts (like the embarrassing Texas School Board folks) would have an opportunity to pressure for local reform. Or move, hopefully.

I also liked the idea that of improving teacher training. (But did she really have to use France as an example? She might as well have written “Conservatives, dismiss everything I say.”) However, I’m not sure we’re at a place yet where we know what training will work for teachers, and what skills should be taught.

I am, as I’ve said before, dubious about the idea that some people are good at what they do because of an inborn “talent.” Like writers, some teachers are a success because they use successful strategies, and I’m firmly of the opinion that these strategies can be taught. Maybe not to everyone, and certainly not to the degree that every teach becomes a superhuman expert, but yes to skills.

And I share her disdain for publicly-funded charter schools. The latest reports I’ve seen show that charter schools are no better, on average, that public schools. They only serve to skim off the children of wealthier families.

However, I wish there was a way to better control the way schools are funded. When a recession hits, adminstrations end up shutting buildings and loading classrooms. Payments from a federal tax structure–controlled for local conditions like cost of living and weather issues–would smooth out those dips and valleys.

But hey, my kid hates to be in crowds and doesn’t learn well in classes, so it’s all academic to me. Still, I love this country and would like to see it succeed. Federal control of the educational system might not be the best way to do it, but a federal funding system that let’s each district experiment with what works and what doesn’t–with a program to publicise those successes so other districts could learn from them–would be a good start.

Child of Fire Reviews, Part 12

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