Authenticity as a barrier to success

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(Added later: Inman offers a response to the article in question and it’s quite long. It’s also a pretty detailed dismantling of the article itself, in which the cartoonist points out several of the comics he’s done that on controversial topics.

All of which flies in the face of the original article and what I’ve written here. I encourage people to check it out.)

Should I have said “barrier” in the subject line? Maybe it should have been “path” with a question mark at the end.

For example: there’s this unfriendly article on Matthew Inman, the guy behind The Oatmeal. Inman started out as an SEO expert, creating quizzes, cartoons, and other sites that included links to clients’ sites, driving up their Google ranking. When he got sick of that job, he struck out on his own. A quote:

“With The Oatmeal, I wanted to create something where the viral marketing itself was the product, rather than trying to put it on something else.”

Some of this most popular, most-linked comics are about grammar misuse; he basically instructs people how to use the language correctly, and makes fun of the ways people get it wrong.

Not that he particularly cares about grammar himself. The truth is, he noticed it was something people got angry about on the internet, did some research to look up the correct usages, drew the comics, then had an editor check them.

End result: profit. He even sells posters to schools, which is a nice gig if you can get it.

You can see this all through his site: Comics about how terrible it is to fly a plane. About bad customer service over the phone. About people who talk in movie theaters.

Are these things that Inman himself cares about? The question misses the point. The readers care about it. People on reddit care and once they start linking to him there it spreads all over the internet. Inman wants to make comics that reinforce the opinions you already have. His usual everyman protagonist, bald and overweight, is supposed to be “relatable” for his audience. It certainly doesn’t represent the cartoonist himself, who is a full-on fitness nut.

Sure, they’re funny. I’ve laughed more than once on his site; the guy is clever and has a way with the over-the-top joke. His drawing style is also unique and expressive, the sort of thing that make people think I could do that if I wanted to even though they couldn’t.

Then there are things that are odd or absurd, like the online quizzes. How many 5-year olds can you take in a fight? How long would you last if you were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

All that stuff is charming and linkable, but it comes from me, not from him. It’s tailored to appeal to me. If I were to guess, I’d say this comic about making things for the web is personal to him, if you forget about the fat guy gorging himself on Cheetos or whatever that’s supposed to be. The rest of it, who knows?

So I’m stuck in this weird place. You know that thing that happens when you’re all “MY GOD WHAT A GREAT MOVIE THAT WAS IT’S MY NEW FAVE I WISH I COULD DO THAT!” and your friend says “You mean the movie set in New York that didn’t have a single non-white face in it?” or “You mean the movie where the villain murders all these people to get a magic doohickey and the hero defeats him by giving him the doohickey?” or “You mean the one where the world is set right by reinstalling a king?” or “You mean the one where the cops can only stop the bad guys by ignoring all those pesky laws, regulations, and restraints on their power?”

When that happens, it’s like walking into a glass door. Boom. I am being pandered to so efficiently that I didn’t even notice. How could I not notice?

It’s like a Hollywood movie, I guess. Big summer tentpole pictures are full of characters and story choices designed to appeal to the widest possible crowd, and that’s fine. I enjoy movies like that. I enjoyed THE AVENGERS and WRECK-IT RALPH.

But I enjoy them at a remove. I know they’re designed to flatter and thrill me without being personal in a challenging way. I know they’re not going to tell me anything I’m uncomfortable with, as long as I’m in the target audience. There’s nothing wrong with that. Let me repeat, with boldface: There’s nothing wrong with that. People make work for all sorts of reasons, and the marketplace of ideas and entertainment is large enough even for the stuff aimed at SEO. And who wants to hate on a Wookie Jesus iPhone case?

One of the big changes that the internet has brought about is the idea that niche markets pay, if you keep your expenses down. If you’re good and “authentic” (by whatever definition) you can reach people.

But to reach really really large audiences? Millionaire in just a few years audiences? Best to click on through to the article above and study up on Inman’s advice.

Randomness for 11/17

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1) Hilariously creepy Windows 95 “tips”

2) Develop A Strong He-Man Voice. Not just for dudes, obvs.

3) The anti-capitalist history behind the game Monopoly.

4) Why Authors Are Crazy (for gif lovers)

5) How readers discover a first novel: A case study. Also a commercial for Goodreads.

6) Tired of women coming into your recreational spaces doing things they like? Now you can buy an app of a cute girl watching you adoringly.

7) Raymond Carver’s OKCupid Profile. via @warrenellis

Randomness for 11/9

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1) http://hackertyper.com/ is awesome. via @BarrSteve

2) Secret doors hidden behind bookcases.

3) DRAGON BABY!

4) 12 ways to get the best glamour shot.

5) Advertising professionals make poster art out of their worst client feedback.

6) Guy takes pregnancy test as a joke and gets his life saved by reddit and a rage comic.

7) IMDB Top 250 in 2 1/2 Minutes. Video. A musical mashup and a movie mashup.

Randomness for 11/2

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1) Why was that cave troll in the Mines of Moria so angry? A new perspective. Video

2) Unfortunate product placement.

3) Twelve year old uses D&D to help his dad advance science.

4) A mousetrap, circa 1870.

5) If Yoda was white.

6) Jane Austen’s manuscripts, digitized.

7) Causes of Death You Won’t Want on Your Death Certificate

Randomness for 10/18

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1) A custom-made court room for your home, the gift for the person who has everything except a room to be an asshole to their kids.

2) Economists study/work to regulate online video game economies.

3) It turns out that “Christ, what an asshole” isn’t just for New Yorker cartoons.

4) Can Dungeons & Dragons Make You A Confident & Successful Person? | Idea Channel | PBS Video

5) Comparing Photoshopped Victoria Secret pictures with their unretouched originals.

6) Catch the Ice, Dude. Video. omg, so funny.

7) Craziest Desktop Computer Rigs for the Home.

Brickcon was last weekend and here are the pics

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Brickcon, for those who don’t know, is a “con” that allows adult Lego enthusiasts to show off their ultra cool builds. This year I dragged my son, his buddy, and my camera off to the show.

Unfortunately, this year’s pictures aren’t what you call fabulous. For one thing, the camera wasn’t the best. Depth of field was needed for quite a few of these dioramas, but you don’t get depth of field from a point-n-click.

For another, I had a terrible time checking the screen to see if they were really in focus. My vision is getting pretty bad in these old, old prescriptions, and it was only that night that I could see just how off some of them were. So, quite a few didn’t come out at all, and several are not as crisp as I would like.

Before I go on: Here are the posts for Brickcon 2010 and 2009 (we skipped last year).

Now the pictures: As in previous years, the fantasy builds were arranged in massive contiguous dioramas, while the science fiction was mostly isolated ships and gadgets… except for this: Continue reading

Randomness for 9/27

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1) “Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in everyday life. How most men, even good caring men, have no clue what we go through on a daily basis just trying to live our lives.” Warning: That could be triggering.

2) In Plain View: How child molesters get away with it.

3) Are you at a hipster wedding? A flowchart.

4) Thirteen congressional candidates with interesting ideas.

5) How to make the perfect ice cube.

6) Interested in giving up masturbation? Try 50 Cent’s four-step plan.

7) i09 calls this “The worst death scene ever comitted to film.” I was doubtful until I watched it.

Testing the thesis that 10K hours of practice makes you an expert

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This dude is trying it with golf, and after two years, he’s got about 1/3rd of his 10,000 hours.

I’m sure it took me more than that to start writing stories that sell, but I still don’t consider myself a writing expert. I don’t think I’ll ever feel that way. But good luck to Dan. It’ll be interesting to see if he can do it.

via @RodRamsey

Randonmess for 9/17

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1) In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win and Why?

2) Little kittens battle each other in B&N review section: “Will you make an alliance with tigerclan?”

3) The Proper Way To Lock Your Bicycle.

4) Bat Man of Shanghai. Video.

5) Real Lady Sleuths.

6) How to cut your own hair.

7) Over-the-counter DIY witchcraft from the 19th century: The (annotated) Long Lost Friend. Available on Amazon.com

“The Truth About Dishonesty”

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Do you guys like the RSA Animate videos? I do. They’re occasionally inaccurate (when the speaker gets a fact wrong) but I think they’re a visually arresting way to take in information.

This one is especially good and it’s relevant in several ways. Check it out.