The latest “geek community” dipshitery

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I was going to write something about the latest misogynistic asshole behavior in the con-going “geek” community (Nick Mamatas has a good blog post about it here, but then I remembered that I don’t go to cons, don’t cosplay, don’t do any of that community stuff. Whenever I read about one of these problems, my initial response is I hope those people can fix that shit, because that sounds awful. As far as I’m concerned, it has nothing to do with me.[1]

However (you knew there’d be a “however’), it does make me think of a single-panel cartoon I read when I was a kid. Here’s the setup: a pair of hippies are standing in the street with their frayed cut-off jeans and jacket, looking at a store window display showing those same clothes for sale at substantial prices. I don’t remember the joke written beneath but I can still see the dismay on those characters’ faces. The things they valued had been co-opted for the mainstream.

We’ve seen it over and over, from rap songs in McDonald’s commercials to dreamcatchers for sale in home decorating stores. Have a subculture? Does it seem cool enough to break out into the mainstream? Soon your cultural identifiers will be for sale at Hot Topic.

This doesn’t seem to work the same way within the geek community, largely because it defines itself primarily through the type of mass media entertainments it consumes. I never see geeks upset about their favorite thing for sale: Tardis bookshelf? Enterprise tree ornaments? Lord of the Rings Lego set? Awesome! They snap up their credit cards.

That’s because geeks are a marketing category that thinks of itself as a subculture. Their communal activities center on movies, books, TV shows–whether they’re made in this country or another–and seeing these consumed by non-geeks as well as geeks isn’t a co-opting. It’s conquest. “We won,” I heard Greg Bear say at the NW Bookfest some years ago, and to prove it he cited box office figures.

And yet they still feel co-opted. They still write the screeds Nick talked about.

The surprising thing isn’t the misogyny. That’s rampant in every part of our culture and I look forward to the day that we shame it out of existence. The surprising thing is the talk about “attention” especially the idea that good-looking women are attention whores who just want geeks to look at them. Anyone who wants to see THE AVENGERS on opening weekend is welcome. Come spend your money! Geeks will have their credit cards out, too.

But their attention is the most precious commodity they have. Attention is the coin of the realm. Attention confers ownership.

It shouldn’t surprise me that a certain segment of the population is wedded to the idea that the time and energy they spend looking is incredibly valuable, but it does.

[1]Obligatory disclaimer: I don’t hate cons or look down on them or whatever. I’m just not interested. It’s great that other people like and value them, but I’d rather be at home with my family.

Randomness for 11/9

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1) http://hackertyper.com/ is awesome. via @BarrSteve

2) Secret doors hidden behind bookcases.

3) DRAGON BABY!

4) 12 ways to get the best glamour shot.

5) Advertising professionals make poster art out of their worst client feedback.

6) Guy takes pregnancy test as a joke and gets his life saved by reddit and a rage comic.

7) IMDB Top 250 in 2 1/2 Minutes. Video. A musical mashup and a movie mashup.

Amazon flexes

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Last night while I was playing Dominion with my family, Amazon yanked the Kindle editions for a great many books from their website. At the time no one was sure why, but according to the NYTimes, they’re demanding new contract terms from a distributor and the erasure of all Kindle editions was muscle flexing. (Update: as pointed out on LJ, that article is from last February. Damn I feel dumb for not noticing that. This PW article reports that Amazon claims a “glitch” caused the removal of all those Kindle editions. The supposed glitch appeared to affect Big Six companies only, though, and there has been no explanation for that.)

An awful lot of authors lost impulse sales but, you know, boo hoo, right? Amazon is a private company who can do what they like with their website. If they want to take my books down, that’s they’re right.

What I can’t wait for is the reader backlash. How long are consumers going to put up with this bullshit? Yeah, Amazon wants lower prices, but what good is a low price if the book isn’t available to buy?

Kindles break. Kindles become obsolete. When it’s time for consumers to replace their old ereaders (or when the time comes to do some Christmas shopping), how many of them are going to stick with Amazon?

Ha ha oh god now Amazon’s deleting reviews from other authors

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Not authors reviewing their own work, or authors reviewing work from the same publisher. They’re pulling down all reviews from authors.

And just in case you think they might be sorta cool about it, they’re back to their usual bot-speak:

Any further violations of our posted Guidelines may result in the removal of this item from our website.

Note that they’re not talking about the reviewer’s book. It’s the book he’s writing the review for that they’re threatening to pull. So you guys out there who were thinking of paying back your writer enemies by reposting reviews to their work until Amazon yanks them, now’s your chance.

Best of all, once your enemies start to complain, the response they’ll get will be short and sweet and made of copypasta:

I understand that you are upset, and I regret that we have not been able to address your concerns to your satisfaction. However, we will not be able to offer any additional insight or action on this matter.

http://www.comcastmustdie.com is moribund now, isn’t it? Has anyone registered Amazonmustdie.com?

For Halloween only, I’m giving away free copies of Twenty Palaces

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And since Shopp, the WordPress plugin I use to sell my stories has stopped working, I’m just going to link to them here. Everything is DRM-free. Use these files as you will.

If you want to read the book as a .pdf: Download.

If you want it as an .epub: Download.

If you want it as a Kindle-ready .mobi file: Download.

If you want all three as a single .zip file: Download.

Happy Halloween, you guys.

Edited: Sorry, but the giveaway is all done now. You can buy the book from the usual online shops but not from my website. Not until I find a replacement for the plugin I’ve been using.

Oh, Amazon. Again?

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Amazon pulls fan’s review of favorite author’s book. When fan questions why, Amazon rep accuses him of being a paid shill and says “I understand that you are upset, and I regret that we have not been able to address your concerns to your satisfaction. However, we will not be able to offer any additional insight or action on this matter.”

Sound familiar? Fan sends followup email explaining that he is just a reader; his review is legit.

Amazon tells fan that if he emails them about the review again, they will stop selling the author’s book on their site.

Hey, I guess it’s possible that this story has passed through a couple levels of Telephone before it comes to us, but is there anyone that doesn’t find this story believable on some level?

Yesterday’s post about Amazon’s error

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As a followup to yesterday’s post about Amazon’s bully tactics, I want to point out a link that Laurel Amberdine posted on my LiveJournal. Here’s the big surprise: the story of the woman who had her Amazon account closed for reasons they refused to divulge was a little more complicated than the original link made it seem. You’d think I’d learn to expect this by now.

However, it really doesn’t make things better, as far as the company’s behavior is concerned. That’s why I’m glad to see the updates to that link saying they reopened her account and let her have her books back.

This time, I hope she backs them up on her computer or something.

Amazon fucks up again

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It’s not great secret that Amazon.com has been acting like a pack of ruthless sociopaths for the last few years. What good does it do to pursue your own self-interest if you define it so narrowly that the people you do business with hate you so much they can’t wait for the chance to slip a poisoned knife in your back? I’m not talking about competitors; I mean your suppliers and customers.

Nevermind this article here, which details how Luxembourg-based Amazon.co.uk only pays 3% VAT tax yet demands a 20% VAT tax payment from UK publishers.

At this point, they’re now turning on their customers. One woman discovered that her account had been closed and all of her books deleted. Why? Amazon doesn’t feel that it has any reason to explain. They take your money, they erase the goods they sold you, they act like shitheels when you ask for their reasons.

You know what sucks? I sell the Twenty Palaces prequel through every service I can, from Smashwords to B&N to this very site, but the overwhelming proportion of my sales come through Amazon. We’re talking 95%. Also, a few years back I spent a full month posting affiliate links exclusively to Indiebound and then a full month doing the same with Mysterious Galaxy. No one bought anything. They only bought books when I linked to Amazon.

This puts me someplace I really don’t want to be: Most of the money I’ve earned this year has come from a company that I’ve grown to hate. I feel dirty doing business with them. I’ve been a customer of theirs, too.

So how screwed up is it that I can’t wait from someone to come along and kick their asses?

Amazon Author Rank: Utterly irrelevant to me (plus free fiction)

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It’s pretty clear what the new Amazon Author Rank system is supposed to do. (For those who haven’t heard of it: they now show sales rank numbers for authors as well as their books.) It’s supposed to be a way for authors to promote themselves.

The author becomes a “top ten” author on Amazon (for an hour) and starts using that in their publicity, as though it’s some sort of bestseller list. Not only does this get Amazon’s name out in front of people but it will inevitably push some authors to work like crazy to bump their sales. Writers, while pursuing that supposedly-valuable label, put money in Amazon’s bank accounts.

Me, I don’t much care. I stopped following Amazon’s sales rankings for my books right around the time Random House started giving me accurate sales figures, updated weekly. Do I want to look at “rankings” which only compare me to other authors without giving me actual sales data, and which are calculated in secret, or do I want to look at the number of books sold? No contest for me at all.

In other news, tomorrow I take a long, long weekend away from home. My son and I are catching a train for northern California so he can compete in the Pokemon regionals. I have no idea what sort of internet connectivity I’ll have (certainly none on the train) so don’t expect to see me around much. I’ll do my best to visit at least one Starbucks a day to check email, but I’m not sure I can promise even that much.

Finally, Black Gate has begun to feature fiction on their website, and their latest offering in the first short story I ever sold. To be honest, it’s been available for free since it was published, but they’re featuring it again. Check it out. Special thanks to author Martha Wells for pointing it out. Good thing I read her LiveJournal, eh?

All right. There are errands and packing to do. Signing off for a while.

Things I would buy myself if I were an idiot

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The website This Is Why I’m Broke is nothing more than a collection of unusual products you might want to buy. Far too many of them relate to a certain space ship from a certain movie from the seventies, but there is definitely some cool stuff on display there.

Not that I’ll ever buy any of it. Not that I could even use it if I’d bought it. Not that I have space in my home for new things.

Still, it’s fun to think about, so here’s the list of seven things I would buy if I were a complete idiot.


I don’t even have a car but it would be funny as hell to drive around with

Batman Brake Covers.

Batman Brake Covers.

Yeah, that shit is almost certainly illegal, but it would definitely be funny even to a casual Batman fan like me.


I have zero interest in Mortal Combat, but I had no idea there were so many variations on this:

MacBook Stickers

Snow White holding the bitten apple seems to be the most popular, but Iron Man’s glowing repulsor is also popular. Personally, I sorta like the Banksy molotov cocktail thrower, but even I would find that too ridiculous.


Then there’s this:

Dolphin power boat

Yes, the dolphin power boat submerges and leaps out of the water. I get whiplash just thinking about it.


You know what this liquid is, don’t you?

toilet coffee

It’s coffee. That’s a coffee mug.


In case you have 55 grand burning a hole in your pocket, you can hit the road in this, Tron-style:

tron cycle

It’s supposed to be 100% street legal.


More affordable is this:

Pizza cones

Pizza.

Cones.

If I were trying to put on weight instead of lose it, I’d be all over this like ugly on an ape.


Finally, there’s this:

superhero

That’s right. It’s a radio-controlled flying superhero, perfect for tricking people into believing there’s a real flying person overhead (depending on how loud the environment is). I laughed like a loon at the video.

But wait! Surely there are some really, really bad ideas on that page, too!

Boy, are there.

No, you may not mash the buttons.

mechwarrior

Yes, it’s 13 feet tall, weighs over 4 tons and there’s a cockpit for the pilot to ride in. It also costs over a million bucks and I would not want to run out of gas with the cockpit hatch jammed.

gun lamp

Because you really want to be in the habit of pointing guns and squeezing triggers to change the brightness of your lamps.

Fuck you, man. Seriously. Fuck you.

wallpaper

If you want to freak out the cops or a nervous in-law, be sure to put up this wallpaper done up in a “bloodbath” design.

Assasin's creed

Yes, those are the retractable blades from Assasin’s Creed. From the description: “Perfect for cosplay, these hidden blades are actually made from real steel.”

Oh, perfect!

There’s an awful lot more at the site–literally hundreds of products–and it’s damn fun to look at, despite the zombie lawn gnomes. The OCD cutting board looks like a great idea, but it’s so cheap I suspect it’s not very good. As for the dog umbrella, the life-sized dragon and T-Rex statues, the Boba Fett hoodie, the gangsta-rap coloring book, the poolside climbing gym… well, it’s fun to look at.