This is how people talk.


As I was ordering my coffee at the Starbucks counter, the guy at the register said: “So. I notice that you use a Macintosh computer.”

“Yeah,” I answered. “I like it.”

He narrowed his eyes and nodded his head a couple times. “I’m going to bond with you on the Mac level.”

In other news, I have replaced my broken keyboard with a shiny new one from the Apple store. I also met my daily goal for Man Bites World today. Things are looking up.