Would you look at that. A new year.


The new year didn’t exactly sneak up on me. Honestly, how could it? I marches along hour by hour, just like the end of every other month. This year, though, I wasn’t paying attention and so it happened before I’d had a chance to prepare a resolution.

Not that I don’t have one. Here it is: I will never again buy a can opener from IKEA.

God, I hope I can stick to it.