Randomness for 11/15

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1) Wow. Monsters drawn on post-it notes. via tor.com

2) 10 Things the New Batman Live! Show should include. I mean, duh! As if they wouldn’t include a bit where Batman fights a gorilla.

3) “Is there anything worse than not being able to fit your giant fist into a tall glass of milk, yearning for one last Oreo dunk? No. There is literally nothing worse. But the Dipr cookie peripheral will make dips easy.

4) The United States of Movies. For Americans, which movie do you want to represent your state? I’m surprised PA isn’t ROCKY.

5) Battles won with unusual weapons.

6) Ten centuries of change in five minutes: Changes to European nation-states from the year 1000. Video. Pretty cool, but what it really needs is a counter giving the year.

7) Quidditch for Muggles. Video.

Wow. I have almost no time for the internet anymore

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Yesterday, I went to the gym, wrote up to my goal but no farther, when home to catch up on emails and such (I’m reviewing the cover copy for Circle of Enemies today with the idea of making little little improvements) and helped my wife move furniture away from the baseboard heaters so we could fight Seattle mold through the power or low relative humidity.

I barely had any online time at all. Today will be much the same, except I’m goofing off before doing my pages.

But here’s a quote and a link I found interesting:

But it strikes me that the real problem comes from the fact that no one adequately prepares an author for what to expect. Often, they are kept completely in the dark about print runs, marketing plans, co-op, etc. Authors who don’t come with a major platform need to be enlightened about what the publisher will reasonably do to support their books and then, if they are so inclined, pick up the slack. Too often, this huge disconnect leaves both sides disappointed. [1]

The article is called “Should I Tweet?” but don’t let that title fool you. It’s really a call to arms for writers to market their work.

Now, I know a lot of people will groan at the idea, I know. I groan at it, too. But in between eye-rolls, I do some of my own marketing as well. For one thing, some small percentage of the reviews I link to are prompted by me. I contact reviewers and ask them if they’d like a copy of the book. For another, I sometimes contact well-known writers (but only if they’re someone I’ve interacted with for a long while) and offer it to them, too.

Occasionally, it doesn’t do any good. Often the reviewers never post anything. Sometimes they post negative reviews. Recently a writer responded with “Sorry, I don’t read bad books.”

That last one? My own fault. I phrased the request badly.

Additionally, I’d hoped to get a review on io9.com for quite a while. They don’t do a lot of book reviews, but they do some, and they get a lot of traffic. I had no idea how to ask, though.

Until they posted the NYCC fantasy panel, the one I linked to last week or so. I took that as an opportunity, and sent an email saying (basically) “That video on your site, where Jim Butcher recommends a new writer? Well that’s me. Would you like to review one or both of the books he’s talking about?”

What did it get me? A request to have Del Rey (not me) send a copy. I’m pretty sure Del Rey was happy with that, but there’s no review and one isn’t likely to turn up soon. But maybe. Who knows?

Now, this isn’t like I’m throwing myself in front of Robert Pattinson’s Ferrari while my wife runs the camcorder. It’s just sending emails and mailing books. Is it doing any good? I don’t know, but probably not on a noticeable scale. Still, it’s marketing, little by little, and it’s doable even by an introvert like me.

Anyway, it’s an interesting article. Check it out.

[1] I should note that Del Rey did not keep me in the dark about their co-op and other marketing plans. I didn’t know what my print run was–which is probably a good thing since I would have obsessed about it a little–but I did know about the co-op, etc. Not all of it, but enough that I sorta knew what was going on.

I R 4 Real

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Someone created a Wikipedia page for the Twenty Palaces books. (It wasn’t me and I’m not going to mess with it, not even to add sources or correct errors.) Check it out.

Out comes the bicycle

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Two years ago when I was picking out components for my new bicycle, I had several seats to choose from: The Glide Rider, the Tush Cushion, and the Prostate Bombarder. For the life of me, I can’t remember why I made the choice I did.

But! Now that my job is gone my bus pass is gone, too, so out comes the bike. Yesterday was my first actual pedal ride to the gym (in the dark, ‘natch, because of the time change) and it felt more than a little like punishment. Too bad we’re in a recession or I’d pressure the city to repave those bike paths. Still, it’s good to have worked out (tense choice deliberate), and afterwards I was a couple blocks from my regular Starbucks and library, letting me to a little post-exercise writing. I even met my daily goal and returned home well before my wife had to leave for work.

The downside of all this is that yesterday, for the first time in years–and I wasn’t planning to talk about this, but I’m all about the honesty–I wore sweat pants outside my home.

Yeah, it’s true. Not even a week after I left my job and I’ve already surrendered to fashion lameness. By Christmas I expect to be lazing around the coffee shop all day wearing a green velour track suit with my face half-shaved because I got bored partway through. It’s inevitable.

I’m not online all that much, though. Sorry if I’m not commenting on your posts–I’m falling way behind in my reading.

Things are good. Today or tomorrow I’m hoping to have the boy snap a photo of me in my new home office dress code. I’m sure it would make my former co-workers burn with jealousy.

Randomness for 11/9

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1) I haven’t even seen this movie, just the trailer, and I already have my two word review: “Hot mess.” Video.

2) An insider’s take on AFM and the “shadow film industry.”

3) Meritocracy: it doesn’t work the way you expect. via James Nicoll

4) An 8-month old baby’s reaction to his cochlear implant. Video.

5) Teaching equality via the Socratic Method. Video. Gotta tell you, I love this one.

6) The Big List of RPG Plots.

7) This. Is. Hilarious. Our Valued Customers. (NSFW Language). No kidding, I keep going page after page through those comics and I can’t stop laughing. via Seattle Geekly.

Special bonus 8th thing! Watch this high school football play. Video. Jeez, there’s a whole self-help book in that somewhere, and it’s freaking hilarious.

Two things make a pretty awesome post

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First, anyone who’s ever stood within earshot of me for more than 30 seconds has heard me say that Child of Fire was named to Publishers Weekly’s Best 100 Books of 2009 (hmm, the formatting for that page looks to have been borked at some point, possibly by a change in themes).

Well, Game of Cages didn’t make this years list, but Genreville editor Rose Fox did give it an honorable mention in the fantasy category.

A close but no cigar! Hey, I’m happy to make Miss Congeniality for a book where the protagonist lays into a crowd of people with a length of pipe. Thank you, Rose!

Second, the Twenty Palaces book trailer begins shooting in less than two weeks, and I have permission to link to the photo of the actor who’s been cast as Ray Lilly. Here he is.

What do you think? Does he look like your vision of the character?

Quote of the day: AFM report

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“One of the strange things I noticed at one of the places upstairs were two different movies in different genres with the exact same cast, and seemingly the exact same basic location. At first I thought this might be a company trying to sell the same movie twice (not everyone at AFM is honest… actually, few are) but then I realized this was a cost cutting method by the producer. They hired the same cast – including stars – and crew and shot in the same locations for two different movies. They could light one room, shoot all of the scenes for *both* films at the same time, and not waste any time taking down and setting up lights. When the middle dropped out of the business leaving only low budget and big budget films, the medium budget people had to become creative.

In the lobby I bumped into a director I know, Rolfe, who was working on the film from hell… actually, the *films* from hell. He just shot 7 different movies for the same company at the same time. The scripts were written to use the same sets and same actors, so that if 4 of the films had scenes at a police station they could all be shot at the same time. Different actors in the ensemble might play the detective in differently films, and other actors might be suspects in different films, but he had to shoot all of the police station scenes at once… and all of the other locations that each of the films shared at the same time. An actor playing the cop in one film might play the killer in another and a witness in a third film and the District Attorney in a fourth. That actor would be doing costume changes all day, and doing lines from different films all day. I think the idea behind this was for the company to make a whole slate of films at the same time, and be able to sell all of the films *now*, instead of making 7 individual films and having for each to be made before they can sell it. Whatever the reason, Rolfe had to write over 600 pages of screenplays that all used the same locations – and that’s not an easy task. These are the things that we might have to do in the indie world as screenwriters – that kind of assignment may become more common.”

Bill Martell

In which I delight myself by sending an email.

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Yesterday, in the midst of all the usual family stuff, like washing the boy’s bedsheets to get the cracker crumbs out, sweeping the kitchen floor, cleaning the bathroom, and introducing my son to BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, I submitted a short story for the first time in three years.

First I polished it, then I checked the guidelines, then boom, out goes the email.

I don’t read as much short fiction as I used to, therefore I rarely write it. But it’s nice to have the time to focus on a side project once in a while.

Now back the the Auntie Mame Files.

It comes with every new job…

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The stress dream. I have never in my life started a new job without having a nightmare about it first. Becoming a full time writer/house spouse? No different.

Last night I dreamed that my wife had kicked me out and I’d had to go back east to live. I didn’t see my son for a long time, she’d taken in new roommates to pay the bills, etc. She’d reluctantly agreed to take me back just as I woke up, so I suppose my nightmare had a happy ending.

I forgave her over breakfast. :)

Freedom report, day one

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I’m very mildly hung over from the two 22-oz beers I drank last night. Lindsey and Noelle, if you’re reading this, thank you again for those excellent going away gifts. They were complex, rich, and delicious, even if they did give me a bit of a headache today. I don’t want to think about how I’d feel if I hadn’t spread them out over four hours. At least I still have an area of my life where I can legitimately call myself a “lightweight.”

The whole family sat down to watch THE SECRET OF KELLS last night. My wife and son had no idea what to expect, but they were just as blown away as I’d expected them to be. Gorgeous movie. Highly recommended.

Also last night, I talked with the filmmakers making the book trailer. They received my drawing of the ghost knife sigil just fine, and I’ll post a link to imdb page for the actor playing Ray Lilly when they give me permission.

This morning I slept in until the late, late hour of 6:30 am. Luxury! I mailed off the last copies of GAME OF CAGES that I owed folks, and sent one each of my books to Pat Rothfuss for his charity auction. If you have something to donate, please consider doing so. It’s a good cause.

Then I did a bit of writing… but not much, because I’m enjoying this weekend. Next, I’m going to check out my library books and head out to meet a college buddy I barely ever see for a late lunch.

Hope you guys are having a day that’s just as nice.